i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
this is a good time to note that if you don’t think trans women are women i’d like you to get the fuck away from my blog
my potions are too strong for you
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol
That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.
there are children screaming let it go outside of my window I’m gonna shoot my cat
hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
What the actual fuck hahahaha
Almost that time of year again.
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS
I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.